ectobuttoligist:  buttiful:bois n skirtsidkthis looks awkwardlets

ectobuttoligist: buttiful:bois n skirtsidkthis looks awkwardlets

idk what happened to john but it just kinda fucked up his face

idk what happened to john but it just kinda fucked up his face

Unofficial art but i just wanted to make a version with john

Unofficial art but i just wanted to make a version with john

thcrsthry:  Remember that time Harry Styles got shoved into his

thcrsthry: Remember that time Harry Styles got shoved into his

Some John/sub!Dave for Puck, who is engaged in a gift art causality

Some John/sub!Dave for Puck, who is engaged in a gift art causality

And here’s a rejected outline for a commission with a thicker

And here’s a rejected outline for a commission with a thicker

While it was admittedly awkward at first, especially considering

While it was admittedly awkward at first, especially considering

Here’s the 2nd-place winner of the April Patreon poll: A drawing

Here’s the 2nd-place winner of the April Patreon poll: A drawing

Here’s the 2nd-place winner of the February Patreon Poll: “One

Here’s the 2nd-place winner of the February Patreon Poll: “One

Here’s the 3rd-place winning submission of the September Patreon

Here’s the 3rd-place winning submission of the September Patreon

unsquandered-talent:  ey its mom egbert idk dont look at me

unsquandered-talent: ey its mom egbert idk dont look at me

glenngarth:Being a god isn’t just about flashy powers, John.

glenngarth:Being a god isn’t just about flashy powers, John.

dembritchesandhose:  Don’t get so excited Egbert, it’s just

dembritchesandhose: Don’t get so excited Egbert, it’s just

bluejrstotallylegittumbluerpart3:  John and Terezi

bluejrstotallylegittumbluerpart3: John and Terezi

prabtatas:  prospitcest with john domming for anon! (part of

prabtatas: prospitcest with john domming for anon! (part of

shameful-display:  A Jade/John commission. LIFEHACK: If you can’t

shameful-display: A Jade/John commission. LIFEHACK: If you can’t

shameful-display:  A sketch commission of troll!Calliope gettin’

shameful-display: A sketch commission of troll!Calliope gettin’

hardciderinabox:  MORE BLACKROM JOHN/TEREZI YES damn, I love

hardciderinabox: MORE BLACKROM JOHN/TEREZI YES damn, I love

planetofjunk2:  John and Terezi having some sloppy hate-makeouts,

planetofjunk2: John and Terezi having some sloppy hate-makeouts,

planetofjunk2: Here’s the 2nd-place winner of the March Patreon

planetofjunk2: Here’s the 2nd-place winner of the March Patreon

planetofjunk2: Here’s the first-place winner of the September Patreon

planetofjunk2: Here’s the first-place winner of the September Patreon

tasteslikelemon: “John: Do the windy thing.” It’s eight

tasteslikelemon: “John: Do the windy thing.” It’s eight

idlecum:  Birthday sketch for the BDAY boy Yoshoshishishoshu.

idlecum: Birthday sketch for the BDAY boy Yoshoshishishoshu.

cherrybulges:   This was actually requested a while ago, oops.

cherrybulges: This was actually requested a while ago, oops.

dezzone:  comically hung boy-slut John Egbert doodle

dezzone: comically hung boy-slut John Egbert doodle

woo found itscribbled some petkats and john

woo found itscribbled some petkats and john

audiophilekitsune:  Commission for KingGreen featuring (bimb0t

audiophilekitsune: Commission for KingGreen featuring (bimb0t

planetofjunk: Here’s the OTHER 2nd-place winner of the October

planetofjunk: Here’s the OTHER 2nd-place winner of the October

tasteslikelemon: John, your hand slipped. Bleargh, I feel so

tasteslikelemon: John, your hand slipped. Bleargh, I feel so

shadowdudesnotsafeforworkbog: Some John Roxy fun. The idea, not

shadowdudesnotsafeforworkbog: Some John Roxy fun. The idea, not

pojcolored:couple images of John getting frisky with some of

pojcolored:couple images of John getting frisky with some of

Group post!!I’m like… not happy at all? this sucks I

Group post!!I’m like… not happy at all? this sucks I

A Johnfor all your Egberts need  RedBubble - WeLoveFine

A Johnfor all your Egberts need RedBubble - WeLoveFine

“Thank you John…”“For what?”“For staying.”

“Thank you John…”“For what?”“For staying.”

Really John??? REALLY???If you’re telling this never happened

Really John??? REALLY???If you’re telling this never happened

homestuck-betakids: And w’re up to Day 4: Trickster & Grimdark!

homestuck-betakids: And w’re up to Day 4: Trickster & Grimdark!